Dreams live in the hearts of patriots, just as sure as Bobby Russell wrote 'Little Green Apples'.
And because the Splurge in Iraq is such a success, you just know that hagiographed McCain and Field Marshall Petraeus are dickering right now over the future division of the spoils.
Here's their Swing Into Spring '08 'To Do' list:
1. Take and Hold 1600 Pennsy by means of the following lineup
2008-12 Generalissimo 'Panama Jack' McCain
2012-16 Citizen Jebber 'Die-Nasty!' Bush
2016-?? God-Emperor and Chief Martial law Administrator Davidvs 'Dave' PETRAEVS
2. Sieg heil, baby!
And that's just the getting warmed-up part!