OK Catholics, it's time to talk about Joe Ratz. You know, Pope Fascist the Forty-Second.
How long, oh Lord, will you people tolerate the blatantly corrupt, fascist and self-interested corporate entity that is the Catholic Church Ltd.?
Here's a MUST-READ article that you will no doubt not like, but you have to appreciate the message therein:
It's about time you supposedly powerful Citizens of the Church stopped being such weenies and told the Vaticanos where to stuff it.
I forget which artist did it, but there's a great cartoon that shows a pope wearing a see-through robe, and underneath it is a devil's forked tail. That goes for most of those other doily-wearing, lace-draped hypocrites, too. I think it's safe to say that homoerotic horndogs are absolutely rife within the protective fabric of the Church. And there's plenty of straights gettin' some action, too. They are protected because they are at all levels, and they look after their own. Nobody can deny this. You know it's true. It's just unthinkable to admit it.
It's fire hose time. Target: any padre who has drool letting from their wrinkled lips when oogling a choirboy, deaf or non-deaf. Oh, and a whole bunch of others, too. The Vatican has files on them all. The evidence could be easily accessed.
This is not a homophobic issue. It's all about where supposedly chaste wangs are being exercised under the opportunistic world of an institution that can exploit people as much as it can help them.
If you want to save your church, you damn well better get women ordained while there's still time.
There are few things more disgusting than hearing Catholics (or other Westerners for that matter) say how misogynistic, say, Muslims are. That's just one example. They can't see the forest for the trees.
(For the record, Turkey, Pakistan, Bangladesh and India have all had women prime ministers as well as women in countless key positions. Muhammad's daughter (and only offspring) is revered almost like the Virgin. We all know there is misogyny in most cultures, but the Catholics are at the bottom: you got Pope Joan - a mere legend.)
As Woody Allen once said, if Jesus knew of all the things that were done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
And Jerry Lewis once got condemned for saying 'God goofed' when he was referring to the fact that muscular dystrophy occurred in this world. Well, if Joe Ratz is God's Vicar, we might be tempted to use the same utterance that such a thing could come to pass. Same goes for the whole Catholic edifice that is corrupt. I'm not referring to the goodnesses that are there, but they are rendered invisible by all this other crap that is so disturbing. And you Catholics are the ones who should be taking swift action about it, otherwise you are complicit.